Hozay In Hollywood

Jock Itch Competition

This week the reality of the competition for the charitable dollar hits Hozay like a cold, cruel, punch in the face, once confronted with more worthy causes.  He also learns that his National Jock Itch Foundation has competition from the newly formed American Jock Itch Foundation, and his dream of Italian marble floors in the proposed NJIF headquarters is in serious jeopardy.  However, his quest to become California's next chief executive is full speed ahead, and he reiterates yet again that once elected, he simply can't be bothered with whatever problems face his constituents. He believes that, "All problems eventually solve themselves."

Exploiting Tax Dollars

Hozay in Hollywood fulfills its mission of political, cultural and social satire with continued conversation about the goals of the Surprise Party candidate for Governor/Gubernor.  This week features a pitch for financial support for the National Jock Itch Foundation, the NJIF, whose goal of finding a cure is secondary to using those funds to build a palatial headquarters in Beverly Hills.

New Political Promises

It's a jam packed, multi featured Hozay in Hollywood, with more stupid stuff from the candidate including a new political ad, along with a great CD offer from Dead Lewis. In this episode there's something for everybody!

2026 Corrupt Politician

The Surprise Party candidate for California gubernor runs down his list of priorities for 2026, laments about current crop of dramatic TV shows as well as his childhood with a dysfunctional father NaylonFred Smith, and once again lays out his corrupt agenda for the taxpayers of the Golden State.

Political Mansion Discussed

Hozay continues his quest for the Gubernor's Mansion in California, regales bits and pieces of stories about his family that were floated during the holidays and announces the appearance of up and coming British preppy punk headbanger Dead Lewis and his band, Puss, Mucus and Phlegm.

Hozay's New Year Predictions

The Surprise Party candidate for California gubernor makes his new years' predictions, reveals a culinary error that sent him to the ER and renews his pledge that when he's elected, he will use hard earned taxpayers' dollars to show himself a good time.  Raising taxes in the already highest taxed state in the nation is a foregone conclusion.  No tax increase will be considered too steep, so long as it's used in the service of paying for his over the top lifestyle.

Christmas Special

Hozay and the Hammerhead devote most of the show to the approaching holiday, and British Preppy Punk Rocker Dead Lewis and his band Puss, Mucus and Phlegm perform a medley from their new CD, "Headbangers' Christmas." Promise to hit the ground running next show on January 3rd, 2026!

Strategy To Win

Despite the best of intentions, Hozay confuses a well-known historical event but redeems himself by brokering a truce between his brothers Cephus and Thalmus, preventing a tube socks war.  The usual appearance of Dead Lewis and his band Puss, Mucus and Phlegm to promote their new CD, "Headbangers' Christmas," is delayed over their choice of Christmas song medley. And the Surprise Party candidate for Gubernor explains his strategy to win the election.

Hozay's Dysfunctional Family

British preppy punk rocker Dead Lewis performs without his back up band Puss, Mucus and Phlegm,, and Hozay once again recaps what he believes are his qualifications for California's highest elected office.  He acknowledges that his family, "aspires," to be dysfunctional and keeps the conversation about his nagging bout with jock itch to a minimum.

Thanksgiving ReCap

Hozay spends Thanksgiving with his family...sort of. Brothers Cephus and Thalmus have a falling out over tube socks. The Surprise Party announces part of its Inauguration Day festivities, and the National Jock Itch Foundation goes on record as to its goals and intentions. But what would the Christmas season be without more Headbangers' Christmas songs from up and coming British preppy punk rocker Dead Lewis and his band, Puss, Mucus and Phlegm?