Hozay In Hollywood

The new sports league designed for people with absolutely no athletic ability is full steam ahead, for those who self identify as pretty much anything.  Hozay's twin sisters decide to self identify as a different culture and take on new names, and British preppy punk rocker Dead Lewis and his band Pus, Mucus and Phlegm perform his one hit in a different key, hoping to capitalize. We'll also discuss revealing Hozay as he believes he may show his face soon.#sports #britishrock #princeharry #meghanmarkle #californiagovernor #JockItch

The podcast rises to a new pinnacle of galactic stupidity and as the woke WNBA circles the drain, Hozay conceives of a brand new sports league. It's a league and a sport which guarantees inclusion to all as well as filling his pockets with endless amounts of cash, as he believes, "People will watch anything."

The family that can't get out of its own way, Hozay's mother, father and brother Cletus drive civilization to record lows.  The recurring dream of Navy Seals repelling into his backyard continues to keep Hozay up at night and the CEO of the National Jock Itch Foundation introduces the availability of overpriced hot dogs to the members of group therapy.
 

The Chairman & CEO of the National Jock Itch Foundation continues to rake in the cash from the group therapy sessions and makes a decision about becoming a walking comic book.  Hozay confuses Dr. Faustus with Dr. Fauci, but eventually realizes they are one and the same and for reasons known only to him, Hozay relives the tragic and woefully awkward death of Elvis Presley.

Hozay is one of the few hardest working people in politics and on that note, both Chris & Hozay decided to take a well deserved time off. There is no podcast this week, Remember, the podcast can be heard here every weekend and at noon eastern, Saturdays on Radio Buzz 101 ... https://RadioBuzz101.com thanks for listening!  

It was never on his bucket list, but a bad week began with being involved in a bar fight.  Hozay's girlfriend of 4 months leaves LA to take a big important job in Texas, low turnout for group therapy at the National Jock Itch Foundation and a nagging helicopter interrupts the program repeatedly, as either host have bothered to close the studio window ahead of time.  Duh.

On the return flight from NYC where Hozay failed to crash Taylor Swifts' wedding, he claims to have discovered true nirvana and explains with 3 simple concepts.  The girlfriend orders another $45 bowl of spaghetti at a Beverly Hills restaurant and rumor has it that the street gang in Pacific Palisades is regrouping after the fire and headed for Beverly Hills, where the local street toughs will have to defend their turf.

Despite repeated attempts to make him stay, Hozay runs off to LAX in the middle of the podcast to catch a flight to New York, hoping to crash Taylor Swifts' wedding. Up and coming British Preppy Punk rock star Dead Lewis picks up the slack with his band Pus, Mucus and Phlegm with a tribute to the festivities associated with the 4th of July.

In a never ending effort to seek the truth, Hozay phones the Vatican to find out what the "H" really stands for... another pledge for financial support for the National Jock Itch Foundation reaches new heights and offers no gift in return for a monthly pledge... and in a moment of whimsy, Hozay offers his first three items on his bucket list.

The awarding of the prizes for the National Jock Itch Foundation raffle goes astray when the winners demanded alternative prizes.  Hozay and the Hammerhead debate the intrinsic value of swearing and they mock the, "over the top," strict (and galactically stupid) California laws requiring permits and licenses for letting sports fans park in your driveway.