Corruptus Politicus

Election Day

As we come down to Decision 2024, the Surprise Party candidate is cautiously optimistic he will be catapulted into the Oval Office.  Based on his internal polling, which was completely made up, he believes himself to be up 6 points on both of his opponents, namely Trump and Tramp.  Confidence is at an all-time high, and he'll make up his Inaugural Address on the spot when sworn in, as he's much too busy getting a head start in showing himself a good time.

The Art of the Besmirchment

In this episode of Corruptus Politicus, the Surprise Party candidate for President besmirches his two primary opponents with his own version of, "The Lady is a Tramp."  After all, he says, that's what politics is all about.  Besmirching your opponent is the single most used weapon since the first cavemen elected Bookoo cave leader.  Bookoo accused Naka of throwing rocks, and Naka had no defense, other than to say, "Ugg."  It may have evolved since then, but Hozay does his best to keep it short, simple and to the point.

Why Do I Have To Campaign?

In episode 2, we find the Surprise Party candidate for president lamenting about having to campaign for the votes, insisting that rather than, 'shaking hands and kissing babies,' he'd rather, "press the flesh". One female voter at a time...  Showing himself a good time is still the driving force behind his desire to become President, but promises to create, "fact finding, ad hoc committees,' to look into pressing problems facing the country.
 
He also wants to assure the country that he will look into the various challenges both domestically and internationally, "when he has a moment."

Getting To Know Hozay

Hozay is representing The Surprise Party to capture the imagination of The American People and gather their votes...practicing corrupt tactics, of course. It should be known, Hozay is the former Mayor of FogArea, a lovely hamlet pronounced (fog-uh-REE-uh).