Hozay In Hollywood

Headbangers Christmas

Hozay updates a few current events, British preppy punk rocker Dead Lewis and his band Puss, Mucus and Phlegm perform one of their tunes from their latest album, "Christmas for Headbangers," and the Surprise Party candidate for Gubernor reveals the pay scale for loyal party worker bees.

Disney World Deaths

The former Mayor of Fogarea waxes poetic on a variety of topics, first postulating on the reasons for 3 deaths occurring over a 10 day period at Disney World. He considers his alien abduction as a plus as to how it relates to his qualifications to assume California's highest elected office.  His work as chairman of the Finance Committee for Jock Itch Research continues, and he wraps this weeks' cast with Hail To The Thief.

Jock Itch Fundraiser

Hozay continues his attempt to raise millions of dollars for jock itch research, asserting that anyone with a crotch can contract this frequently debilitating disease, and that no one should be forced to live with the heartbreak of jock itch. He says some other stupid stuff and looks forward to Halloween.

Alec Baldwin's Range Rover

Hozay filets his arch nemesis Alec Baldwin after he totaled his wife's Range Rover, claiming a giant tree jumped out in the middle of the road.  Dead Lewis & Puss, Mucus & Phlegm sing the praises of the Surprise Parties' candidate for Gubernor and Hozay reveals a family secret about his brother Thalmus.

Katie Porker Candidate

Hozay piles onto Katie Porker, one of his competitors for the office of governor (gubernor!) and has a hairbrain idea to attract a wider audience. Dead Lewis performs with his band Puss, Mucus and Phlegm, and Hozay and the Hammerhead make an impassioned plea to find a cure for Jock Itch.

Jock Itch & Hollywood Dirt

Hozay revisits his roots and spills some Hollywood dirt, announces a new campaign to fight the dreaded ailment Jock Itch, rehashes old territory with his campaign fight song from Puss, Mucus and Plegm.

New Campaign Song

The Surprise Party candidate for Gubernor continues to struggle with jock itch while planning his campaign for the state of California's highest office.  Dead Lewis performs with his band, Hozay says some more stupid stuff and then its over.

Former Band Mates

Punk rocker Dead Lewis reunites with his former band mates Puss, Mucus and Phlegm to become the official band for The Surprise Party, as they perform their semi original campaign song.  Hozay laments he's being pressured by family for their phoney baloney state patronage jobs before he's even elected Gubernor.

Hozay In Hospital

The Surprise Party candidate for Gubernor has a bout of a recurring ailment and checks himself into the hospital, where he also runs into ex wife #2.  British preppy punk rocker Dead Lewis performs and reunites with his band Puss, Mucus and Phlegm as he attempts to reignite a failing career.

Pressing Political Issues

In this weeks' episode, the Surprise Party candidate takes a stand on the pressing issues of the day by simply ignoring them.  He does, however, reiterate his commitment that once catapulted into the Gubernor's Mansion he will waste hard earned taxpayers' dollars at a record pace while showing himself and his store bought friends a good time.