Corruptus Politicus

The "Ji-GO-low" Delivers Satisfaction as Only He Can

The former presidential candidate of the Surprise Party is out of control as he waxes poetic with a song to illegals, claims Brad Pitt and Jennifer Lopez eat dog food and goes into great detail about delivering satisfaction as the Hollywood "Ji-GO-low".

Hozay Offers Some Political Thoughts

Hozay offers some political thoughts as he laments his defeat for President of the United States.
This episode of Hozay In Hollywood finds our hero dishing on A list celebrities, dedicating a song to the illegals and regales us with his latest conquest, delivering satisfaction as only he can do as the Hollywood Gigolo.

British Preppy Punk Rocker Dead Lewis Sings the Sinatra Songbook

For the first time anywhere, British Preppy Punk Rocker Dead Lewis performs the entire Frank Sinatra songbook or just a few songs.  We're not sure.  We forget.
Hozays' Brother Cephus claims he can taste the difference between different color M & Ms.  Hozay reminisces about his days as the openly and loveably corrupt Mayor of Fogarea.

The Gigolo Services a New Client

This week, Hozay recounts his Brothers' exploits as President of the Beverly Hills Street Gang, who volunteer to help out the Brentwood Street Gang to repel the invading hordes from Pacific Palisades, who need to find new turf after their city burned down.  Hozay delivers satisfaction to a new client as the Hollywood Gigolo.
 
 
 
 
 

Hozay In Hollywood - Scoops The Poop In Tinsletown

Hozay once again laments his loss of the Presidential Election and tells the story of being kidnapped by space aliens,  Along the way, he claims to have met Elvis and a Pope named Frank on board.

Hozay Asks For Money

Hozay laments not having enough money to show himself a good time, and takes his case to the generosity of his fans, asking for $19 a month, or  .457893 cents per second.Bob Dylan makes a brief appearance after the biopic, "A Complete Unknown," sells out Christmas Day.

Mighty Hozay Strikes Out

Hozay is forced to accept he is a failure as a Presidential Candidate. So, as a working"Jig O Low" he's now delivering the dirt and scooping the poop as a Hollywood Reporter. But Fear not, this week, a guest appearance by British Preppy Punk rock n roller Dead Lewis, "brightens," up the show with holiday songs for even the most discriminating listener.

This Is The Dirt?

Hozay attempts to dish the dirt and fails miserably, he reminisces about his early political career, citing past political parties and looking forward to better times.

Post Election Loss

Hozay gives up his dream of being President of The United States and instead, pursues his alternate dream of delivering sexual satisfaction to lonely, neglected wives of filthy rich husbands...  the Hollywood Gigolo (Pronounced jig-GO-lo).
 

There Will Be No Recount

The Surprise Party candidate for President is devastated to learn he has lost the election for US President, and while demanding a recount realizes his party has no money to hire attorneys.  He now plots a new path forward...  Hoping to find solace and financial support in the arms of older, lonely, wealthy women, he will offer up his masculine wiles as a working gigolo (pronounced jig-O-lo) delivering satisfaction as only he (believes) can do.