Hozay In Hollywood
The openly and loveably corrupt Mayor of Fogarea has set his sites on bigger payoffs and deeper corruption in order to finance his lifestyle and to show himself a good time, mainly at taxpayers’ expense. As an admittedly shallow man of few marketable skill sets, Ludlum ”Hozay,” Smith has devoted his life to the endless pursuit of wealth, cheap celebrity and self importance in a politically correct world.
Episodes
Saturday Oct 11, 2025
Katie Porker Candidate
Saturday Oct 11, 2025
Saturday Oct 11, 2025
Hozay piles onto Katie Porker, one of his competitors for the office of governor (gubernor!) and has a hairbrain idea to attract a wider audience. Dead Lewis performs with his band Puss, Mucus and Phlegm, and Hozay and the Hammerhead make an impassioned plea to find a cure for Jock Itch.
Friday Oct 03, 2025
Jock Itch & Hollywood Dirt
Friday Oct 03, 2025
Friday Oct 03, 2025
Hozay revisits his roots and spills some Hollywood dirt, announces a new campaign to fight the dreaded ailment Jock Itch, rehashes old territory with his campaign fight song from Puss, Mucus and Plegm.
Saturday Sep 27, 2025
New Campaign Song
Saturday Sep 27, 2025
Saturday Sep 27, 2025
The Surprise Party candidate for Gubernor continues to struggle with jock itch while planning his campaign for the state of California's highest office. Dead Lewis performs with his band, Hozay says some more stupid stuff and then its over.
Friday Sep 12, 2025
Former Band Mates
Friday Sep 12, 2025
Friday Sep 12, 2025
Punk rocker Dead Lewis reunites with his former band mates Puss, Mucus and Phlegm to become the official band for The Surprise Party, as they perform their semi original campaign song. Hozay laments he's being pressured by family for their phoney baloney state patronage jobs before he's even elected Gubernor.
Friday Sep 05, 2025
Hozay In Hospital
Friday Sep 05, 2025
Friday Sep 05, 2025
The Surprise Party candidate for Gubernor has a bout of a recurring ailment and checks himself into the hospital, where he also runs into ex wife #2. British preppy punk rocker Dead Lewis performs and reunites with his band Puss, Mucus and Phlegm as he attempts to reignite a failing career.
Friday Aug 29, 2025
Pressing Political Issues
Friday Aug 29, 2025
Friday Aug 29, 2025
In this weeks' episode, the Surprise Party candidate takes a stand on the pressing issues of the day by simply ignoring them. He does, however, reiterate his commitment that once catapulted into the Gubernor's Mansion he will waste hard earned taxpayers' dollars at a record pace while showing himself and his store bought friends a good time.
Tuesday Aug 19, 2025
Hozay's Family Issues
Tuesday Aug 19, 2025
Tuesday Aug 19, 2025
The race is on for "Gubenor" of California, but can Hozay convince the public of their vote after discussing his family dirt?
Friday Aug 08, 2025
Hozay's Brothers
Friday Aug 08, 2025
Friday Aug 08, 2025
Hozay begins to reconnect with his brothers, all of whom are looking for a political patronage job should their brother be elected Gubernor of California.
Saturday Aug 02, 2025
Departure of Kamala
Saturday Aug 02, 2025
Saturday Aug 02, 2025
Hozay lauds the departure of Kamala Harris from the California Gubenor's race, makes campaign promises he has no intention of keeping and wraps it up with a rousing edition of Hail To The Thief.
Friday Jul 25, 2025
Tribute To Ozzy
Friday Jul 25, 2025
Friday Jul 25, 2025
The Surprise Party candidate for California Gubenor continues his journey as the "California Nomad" accepting the hospitality of statewide residents only to harshly shame them and critique their efforts. Also, British preppy punk rocker Dead Lewis sings a tribute to his best mate, the late Ozzy Osbourne.

Ludlum "Hozay" Smith
Sometimes, a political candidate must bend the rules just a little bit, but Hozay BREAKS the rules almost every time. When he was the Mayor of Fogarea, there were no rules and if he proclaimed a law or rule, if you followed it, you broke it anyway...and paid dearly, he's corrupt but lovable!
