Hozay In Hollywood

2026 Corrupt Politician

The Surprise Party candidate for California gubernor runs down his list of priorities for 2026, laments about current crop of dramatic TV shows as well as his childhood with a dysfunctional father NaylonFred Smith, and once again lays out his corrupt agenda for the taxpayers of the Golden State.

Political Mansion Discussed

Hozay continues his quest for the Gubernor's Mansion in California, regales bits and pieces of stories about his family that were floated during the holidays and announces the appearance of up and coming British preppy punk headbanger Dead Lewis and his band, Puss, Mucus and Phlegm.

Hozay's New Year Predictions

The Surprise Party candidate for California gubernor makes his new years' predictions, reveals a culinary error that sent him to the ER and renews his pledge that when he's elected, he will use hard earned taxpayers' dollars to show himself a good time.  Raising taxes in the already highest taxed state in the nation is a foregone conclusion.  No tax increase will be considered too steep, so long as it's used in the service of paying for his over the top lifestyle.

Christmas Special

Hozay and the Hammerhead devote most of the show to the approaching holiday, and British Preppy Punk Rocker Dead Lewis and his band Puss, Mucus and Phlegm perform a medley from their new CD, "Headbangers' Christmas." Promise to hit the ground running next show on January 3rd, 2026!

Strategy To Win

Despite the best of intentions, Hozay confuses a well-known historical event but redeems himself by brokering a truce between his brothers Cephus and Thalmus, preventing a tube socks war.  The usual appearance of Dead Lewis and his band Puss, Mucus and Phlegm to promote their new CD, "Headbangers' Christmas," is delayed over their choice of Christmas song medley. And the Surprise Party candidate for Gubernor explains his strategy to win the election.

Hozay's Dysfunctional Family

British preppy punk rocker Dead Lewis performs without his back up band Puss, Mucus and Phlegm,, and Hozay once again recaps what he believes are his qualifications for California's highest elected office.  He acknowledges that his family, "aspires," to be dysfunctional and keeps the conversation about his nagging bout with jock itch to a minimum.

Thanksgiving ReCap

Hozay spends Thanksgiving with his family...sort of. Brothers Cephus and Thalmus have a falling out over tube socks. The Surprise Party announces part of its Inauguration Day festivities, and the National Jock Itch Foundation goes on record as to its goals and intentions. But what would the Christmas season be without more Headbangers' Christmas songs from up and coming British preppy punk rocker Dead Lewis and his band, Puss, Mucus and Phlegm?

4th Quarter Issues

As we head toward Thanksgiving, the Surprise Party candidate sums up his positions on the pressing issues of the day.  Not the voters positions; his.  He demonstrates that in 2025 narcissism is a virtue, not a vice.  One to be proudly put on display.  He admits his troubled family ASPIRES to being thought of as dysfunctional.  Brothers feud, and he quotes the single piece of advice his father always offered to his children

Staff Compensation

This week, Hozay focuses on his campaign for California's highest elected office, rolling out a new political ad, revealing a long held nickname for his brother Thaddeus and explaining to his campaign staff about their somewhat unusual compensation.

Headbangers Christmas

Hozay updates a few current events, British preppy punk rocker Dead Lewis and his band Puss, Mucus and Phlegm perform one of their tunes from their latest album, "Christmas for Headbangers," and the Surprise Party candidate for Gubernor reveals the pay scale for loyal party worker bees.