Corruptus Politicus

An Alien Abduction

Hozay trashes over the hill celebrities desperately trying to stay relevant, recalls his abduction by aliens as well as his time as a prize fighter, fighting under the name of Roldando "The Baby Bozo" Repeposo.

The Gigolo Fails To Satisfy

The Gigolo fails to satisfy... again, but with good reason. This week our hero trashes Snow White, begs for $19 a month in order to show himself a good time, and British preppy punk rocker Dead Lewis pays tribute to the King as only he can do.

Singles Bars & New Hollywood Dirt

Hozay talks about the days when singles bars were king, so long as it was dark. He dishes more dirt about Ben Affleck, Dead Lewis, British Preppy Punk rock & roller offers his tribute to the Beatles and the Hollywood Ji-GO-LOW swings and misses.

Hozay In Hollywood - Clean Underwear & Socks

The Gigolo (pronounced Ji-GO-low) is stood up.  More details of the history of Fogarea.  Hozay in Hollywood trashes the A-listers.  Film at 11.  Bulletins at once.

Hozay In Hollywood - Trump's Return Review

The former Mayor of Fogarea reminisces about the early days of this alternative universe domicile, dishes the dirt on Drew Barrymore and offers his analysis of Donald Trump's address to the nation, as only he can do.

Hollywood A-Lister Dirt

Hozay admits to his many lines of work, as a puppet, a pirate, a pauper, a poet, a pawn and a king.  Regales us with the time he taught legendary Adult Film star Ron Jeremy how to deliver a line when he worked as a dialogue coach to the porn industry..  His early days in broadcasting, as the, "Psychic of the Airwaves," met with near disaster, and his political aspirations for the future.

Hozay Attacks Hollywood Stars

Hozay in Hollywood viciously attacks several A-list Hollywood stars for absolutely no reason, other than to be, you know... Stupid.  He reminisces about his days as the Mayor of Fogarea, and his involvement in starting the corrupt University of Fogarea, or as it was better known as, Fog U.  Fleecing the American taxpayers out of millions of federal dollars in the form of fraudulent student loans allowed him to show himself a good time.

The "Ji-GO-low" Delivers Satisfaction as Only He Can

The former presidential candidate of the Surprise Party is out of control as he waxes poetic with a song to illegals, claims Brad Pitt and Jennifer Lopez eat dog food and goes into great detail about delivering satisfaction as the Hollywood "Ji-GO-low".

Hozay Offers Some Political Thoughts

Hozay offers some political thoughts as he laments his defeat for President of the United States.
This episode of Hozay In Hollywood finds our hero dishing on A list celebrities, dedicating a song to the illegals and regales us with his latest conquest, delivering satisfaction as only he can do as the Hollywood Gigolo.

British Preppy Punk Rocker Dead Lewis Sings the Sinatra Songbook

For the first time anywhere, British Preppy Punk Rocker Dead Lewis performs the entire Frank Sinatra songbook or just a few songs.  We're not sure.  We forget.
Hozays' Brother Cephus claims he can taste the difference between different color M & Ms.  Hozay reminisces about his days as the openly and loveably corrupt Mayor of Fogarea.