Corruptus Politicus
The openly and loveably corrupt Mayor of Fogarea has set his sites on bigger payoffs and deeper corruption in order to finance his lifestyle and to show himself a good time, mainly at taxpayers’ expense. As an admittedly shallow man of few marketable skill sets, Ludlum ”Hozay,” Smith has devoted his life to the endless pursuit of wealth, cheap celebrity and self importance in a politically correct world.
Episodes
17 hours ago
Hozay In Hollywood - Hozay Blabs On The Beeb
17 hours ago
17 hours ago
Hozay recalls a time when he consumed 10 Hershey bars at once, whines about having to travel to deliver satisfaction as the Hollywood Gi-GO-low and offers a somewhat bizarre tale about his spirituality.
7 days ago
7 days ago
Dead Lewis makes a guest appearance with his musical tribute to the Rolling Stones. Hozay dishes the dirt and scoops the poop on a few of Hollywood's A-listers, and weaves a sad but all so true tale of his upbringing with 9 siblings.
Friday Apr 11, 2025
Hozay In Hollywood - Mother Of The Year
Friday Apr 11, 2025
Friday Apr 11, 2025
This week finds Hozay dishing well deserved dirt on the "Mother of the Year," Rosie O'Donnell and details his political rise and his new found love of graft, corruption and bribery, with special emphasis on fraud, a personal favorite.
Thursday Apr 03, 2025
An Alien Abduction
Thursday Apr 03, 2025
Thursday Apr 03, 2025
Hozay trashes over the hill celebrities desperately trying to stay relevant, recalls his abduction by aliens as well as his time as a prize fighter, fighting under the name of Roldando "The Baby Bozo" Repeposo.
Saturday Mar 29, 2025
The Gigolo Fails To Satisfy
Saturday Mar 29, 2025
Saturday Mar 29, 2025
The Gigolo fails to satisfy... again, but with good reason. This week our hero trashes Snow White, begs for $19 a month in order to show himself a good time, and British preppy punk rocker Dead Lewis pays tribute to the King as only he can do.
Friday Mar 21, 2025
Singles Bars & New Hollywood Dirt
Friday Mar 21, 2025
Friday Mar 21, 2025
Hozay talks about the days when singles bars were king, so long as it was dark. He dishes more dirt about Ben Affleck, Dead Lewis, British Preppy Punk rock & roller offers his tribute to the Beatles and the Hollywood Ji-GO-LOW swings and misses.
Friday Mar 14, 2025
Hozay In Hollywood - Clean Underwear & Socks
Friday Mar 14, 2025
Friday Mar 14, 2025
The Gigolo (pronounced Ji-GO-low) is stood up. More details of the history of Fogarea. Hozay in Hollywood trashes the A-listers. Film at 11. Bulletins at once.
Saturday Mar 08, 2025
Hozay In Hollywood - Trump's Return Review
Saturday Mar 08, 2025
Saturday Mar 08, 2025
The former Mayor of Fogarea reminisces about the early days of this alternative universe domicile, dishes the dirt on Drew Barrymore and offers his analysis of Donald Trump's address to the nation, as only he can do.
Thursday Feb 27, 2025
Hollywood A-Lister Dirt
Thursday Feb 27, 2025
Thursday Feb 27, 2025
Hozay admits to his many lines of work, as a puppet, a pirate, a pauper, a poet, a pawn and a king. Regales us with the time he taught legendary Adult Film star Ron Jeremy how to deliver a line when he worked as a dialogue coach to the porn industry.. His early days in broadcasting, as the, "Psychic of the Airwaves," met with near disaster, and his political aspirations for the future.
Saturday Feb 22, 2025
Hozay Attacks Hollywood Stars
Saturday Feb 22, 2025
Saturday Feb 22, 2025
Hozay in Hollywood viciously attacks several A-list Hollywood stars for absolutely no reason, other than to be, you know... Stupid. He reminisces about his days as the Mayor of Fogarea, and his involvement in starting the corrupt University of Fogarea, or as it was better known as, Fog U. Fleecing the American taxpayers out of millions of federal dollars in the form of fraudulent student loans allowed him to show himself a good time.

Ludlum "Hozay" Smith
Sometimes, a political candidate must bend the rules just a little bit, but Hozay BREAKS the rules almost every time. When he was the Mayor of Fogarea, there were no rules and if he proclaimed a law or rule, if you followed it, you broke it anyway...and paid dearly, he's corrupt but lovable!