Hozay In Hollywood
The openly and loveably corrupt Mayor of Fogarea has set his sites on bigger payoffs and deeper corruption in order to finance his lifestyle and to show himself a good time, mainly at taxpayers’ expense. As an admittedly shallow man of few marketable skill sets, Ludlum ”Hozay,” Smith has devoted his life to the endless pursuit of wealth, cheap celebrity and self importance in a politically correct world.
The openly and loveably corrupt Mayor of Fogarea has set his sites on bigger payoffs and deeper corruption in order to finance his lifestyle and to show himself a good time, mainly at taxpayers’ expense. As an admittedly shallow man of few marketable skill sets, Ludlum ”Hozay,” Smith has devoted his life to the endless pursuit of wealth, cheap celebrity and self importance in a politically correct world.
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Episodes

Jan 30, 2026
Exploiting Tax Dollars
Jan 30, 2026
Jan 30, 2026
28 min
Hozay in Hollywood fulfills its mission of political, cultural and social satire with continued conversation about the goals of the Surprise Party candidate for Governor/Gubernor. This week features a pitch for financial support for the National Jock Itch Foundation, the NJIF, whose goal of finding a cure is secondary to using those funds to build a palatial headquarters in Beverly Hills.
Jan 30, 2026
28 min

Jan 24, 2026
New Political Promises
Jan 24, 2026
Jan 24, 2026
23 min
It's a jam packed, multi featured Hozay in Hollywood, with more stupid stuff from the candidate including a new political ad, along with a great CD offer from Dead Lewis. In this episode there's something for everybody!
Jan 24, 2026
23 min

Jan 16, 2026
2026 Corrupt Politician
Jan 16, 2026
Jan 16, 2026
30 min
The Surprise Party candidate for California gubernor runs down his list of priorities for 2026, laments about current crop of dramatic TV shows as well as his childhood with a dysfunctional father NaylonFred Smith, and once again lays out his corrupt agenda for the taxpayers of the Golden State.
Jan 16, 2026
30 min

Jan 10, 2026
Political Mansion Discussed
Jan 10, 2026
Jan 10, 2026
23 min
Hozay continues his quest for the Gubernor's Mansion in California, regales bits and pieces of stories about his family that were floated during the holidays and announces the appearance of up and coming British preppy punk headbanger Dead Lewis and his band, Puss, Mucus and Phlegm.
Jan 10, 2026
23 min

Jan 2, 2026
Hozay's New Year Predictions
Jan 2, 2026
Jan 2, 2026
24 min
The Surprise Party candidate for California gubernor makes his new years' predictions, reveals a culinary error that sent him to the ER and renews his pledge that when he's elected, he will use hard earned taxpayers' dollars to show himself a good time. Raising taxes in the already highest taxed state in the nation is a foregone conclusion. No tax increase will be considered too steep, so long as it's used in the service of paying for his over the top lifestyle.
Jan 2, 2026
24 min

Dec 20, 2025
Christmas Special
Dec 20, 2025
Dec 20, 2025
17 min
Hozay and the Hammerhead devote most of the show to the approaching holiday, and British Preppy Punk Rocker Dead Lewis and his band Puss, Mucus and Phlegm perform a medley from their new CD, "Headbangers' Christmas." Promise to hit the ground running next show on January 3rd, 2026!
Dec 20, 2025
17 min

Dec 12, 2025
Strategy To Win
Dec 12, 2025
Dec 12, 2025
27 min
Despite the best of intentions, Hozay confuses a well-known historical event but redeems himself by brokering a truce between his brothers Cephus and Thalmus, preventing a tube socks war. The usual appearance of Dead Lewis and his band Puss, Mucus and Phlegm to promote their new CD, "Headbangers' Christmas," is delayed over their choice of Christmas song medley. And the Surprise Party candidate for Gubernor explains his strategy to win the election.
Dec 12, 2025
27 min

Dec 5, 2025
Hozay's Dysfunctional Family
Dec 5, 2025
Dec 5, 2025
28 min
British preppy punk rocker Dead Lewis performs without his back up band Puss, Mucus and Phlegm,, and Hozay once again recaps what he believes are his qualifications for California's highest elected office. He acknowledges that his family, "aspires," to be dysfunctional and keeps the conversation about his nagging bout with jock itch to a minimum.
Dec 5, 2025
28 min

Nov 29, 2025
Thanksgiving ReCap
Nov 29, 2025
Nov 29, 2025
29 min
Hozay spends Thanksgiving with his family...sort of. Brothers Cephus and Thalmus have a falling out over tube socks. The Surprise Party announces part of its Inauguration Day festivities, and the National Jock Itch Foundation goes on record as to its goals and intentions. But what would the Christmas season be without more Headbangers' Christmas songs from up and coming British preppy punk rocker Dead Lewis and his band, Puss, Mucus and Phlegm?
Nov 29, 2025
29 min

Nov 21, 2025
4th Quarter Issues
Nov 21, 2025
Nov 21, 2025
34 min
As we head toward Thanksgiving, the Surprise Party candidate sums up his positions on the pressing issues of the day. Not the voters positions; his. He demonstrates that in 2025 narcissism is a virtue, not a vice. One to be proudly put on display. He admits his troubled family ASPIRES to being thought of as dysfunctional. Brothers feud, and he quotes the single piece of advice his father always offered to his children
Nov 21, 2025
34 min

Ludlum "Hozay" Smith
Sometimes, a political candidate must bend the rules just a little bit, but Hozay BREAKS the rules almost every time. When he was the Mayor of Fogarea, there were no rules and if he proclaimed a law or rule, if you followed it, you broke it anyway...and paid dearly, he's corrupt but lovable!
