Saturday Feb 07, 2026
Jock Itch Competition
This week the reality of the competition for the charitable dollar hits Hozay like a cold, cruel, punch in the face, once confronted with more worthy causes. He also learns that his National Jock Itch Foundation has competition from the newly formed American Jock Itch Foundation, and his dream of Italian marble floors in the proposed NJIF headquarters is in serious jeopardy. However, his quest to become California's next chief executive is full speed ahead, and he reiterates yet again that once elected, he simply can't be bothered with whatever problems face his constituents. He believes that, "All problems eventually solve themselves."
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