Friday Jan 02, 2026
Hozay's New Year Predictions
The Surprise Party candidate for California gubernor makes his new years' predictions, reveals a culinary error that sent him to the ER and renews his pledge that when he's elected, he will use hard earned taxpayers' dollars to show himself a good time. Raising taxes in the already highest taxed state in the nation is a foregone conclusion. No tax increase will be considered too steep, so long as it's used in the service of paying for his over the top lifestyle.
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