Election Day

As we come down to Decision 2024, the Surprise Party candidate is cautiously optimistic he will be catapulted into the Oval Office.  Based on his internal polling, which was completely made up, he believes himself to be up 6 points on both of his opponents, namely Trump and Tramp.  Confidence is at an all-time high, and he'll make up his Inaugural Address on the spot when sworn in, as he's much too busy getting a head start in showing himself a good time.

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